New meaning to BOOTYlicious
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um... im really..... i don't even know the word for it, curious i guess but not really.. but i feel like i need to know this.. about anal sex. I have been with my husband for 11 years married for 2 and we have never had anal sex. i don't see the pleasure in it myself, not that we have ever tried for me to know what im missing but im just curious about it i guess cause it's not something that im saying i'll NEVER do, but even the rare finger "slip" is very unsatisfying for me, so i don't think i will.. but you never know.
My hubby is totally DOWN with it, like MOST men... but im like um.. no thanks! lol i told him when we were just dating that i would let him do that when we tied the knot... but after we got married i had second thoughts.. lol of course!
a friend of mine in high school had anal sex before even having vaginal sex! the reason: it was the wrong hole but she didn't want to tell him that.... but she never told me detail about it hurting or anything like that. we all just laughed at her and gave her a nice little nickname and was like well.. at least you can't get pregnant! lol ahh... high school... MEMORIES!!! LOL anyway back to the topic.
how the topic was brought up:
I was reading a blog the other day and the blogger was a gay man, mid 30's or 40s' dunno.. but he was talking about this issue... and said that this is the last mention of it like it was a long standing problem - POOP- and said he was toppin this guy and he looked down and there was a his brown friend just sittin there like he wanted something from him... LOL we'll i thought that was funny as hell... but wtf!?!?! he kept saying that boys need to wash their ass and all this and i was thinking does that happen from not washing his ass or pintching it off to fast! like there is some still there after going to the crapper LOL i mean like i said i have NO CLUE about anal sex man OR woman! lol
so we'll some one please help me.. i need details! i would like WOMAN to tell me about some experiances cause i have a few friends that have done it that tell me it's just great... but i don't believe ti! lol MEN can join in as well if you know someone who has experianced... please send them my way!
secretes, tips, techniques, experiances, general knowledge etc.
Thanks in advance!
LUVS
A~
posted by ~Manda @ 3:15 PM
7Whatcha Think:
hehe, what a topic. I remember "schooling" Candace on this topic years ago. I like it, if done correctly it's the best orgasm there is. Do I really wanna get into specifics on your friggin blog though? lol um ok here goes. LUBE is the key... lube lube lube, ask any gay man. LUBE! hehe
When me and Sean do it, it works best if you have a shitload of foreplay beforehand so everything is LUBED, and from my experience it's much much more enjoyable if he plays with your clit while your doin' it. If it's still painful then your either not lubed up enough or he's not twirking your button the right way. It really can be enjoyable if done the right way. lol I had to step by step explain it to Candace, but I'm not doing that on here. lol
*Thanks for attending Prof. Robyn's guide to butt bymping, see you next week*
Thanks for sharing your thought mikey! :) helpful...
robyn i knew you experiances with it.. but is or was there ever an issue of POOP...
Can you DAMAGE your pooper!!?!?! cause i have heard that you can tear your rectum lining and have anal bleeding from it and that just doesn't SOUND fun at all... and what about POOP it's self!!! does it get involved!?!? i've never seen it on a porno or anything but hell everything is usually nice and neat on those! LOL
lol I've never had any POOP problems doing it. lol ewwww. And yea I've heard the tearing the rectum thing too but I've never known anyone that has actually happened to, and you know who my roomie is, lol. But so long as he isn't just ramming it home right off the bat I don't think thats even a real issue. =)
Robyn made me respond:
Yes, if not done carefuly, you can be torn.
Yes, if you do not take proper precautions, there can be 'poop.'
Yes, it can hurt, but only *if you don't want to do it.*
Yes, it will be amazing, but only *if you want to do it and am comfortable with it.*
Here's a link. I suggest you read it.
http://www.analsexyes.com/
That site will pretty much tell you everything you need to know, and then some. They even tell you how to do it, and how to prepare for it.
Tho uncommonly spoken about the reason why there is never any unsightly business in porn is because the 'catcher' either performas an enema on him/herself or is given one before the shoot.
Pretty much what you need to do is get a toy of below average size, a bottle of KY and turn in early some night and see if it's any fun.
Unfortunately I could write a whole lot more about this but I'm going to save myself some face and just say go here:
http://www.analsexyes.com/
Well thanks for your VERY helpful info... i haven't had a chance to get to veiw the website but im sure it'll learn me... hee hee i have just gotten settled at work....
ANYONE ELSE WHAT TO HELP!?
;)
damn, this is one of the funniest blog posts/comment sections ever! i don't have much to add that hasn't already been said, but just wanted to let you know i'm sitting here laughing to myself...
LOL good to know that i have entertained you P/O! lol i think it's pretty funny myself but i just need to know what's the big deal.. with out actually doin it....you know!?!?! hee hee
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